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Even though it’s an audio medium, there are speakers whose voice makes you light up when you listen to them. Today’s guest is one of those rare people who mix kindness, gentleness, and professionalism into a beautiful palette. But don’t get it twisted: he’ll handle business and do it with a smile. I didn’t know he’d been promoted until we recorded, so, congratulations, Sarge, we are honored that you serve us. But you’re paying for the god damned lunch next time.

Even though it’s an audio medium, there are speakers whose voice makes you light up when you listen to them. Today’s guest is one of those rare people who mix kindness, gentleness, and professionalism into a beautiful palette. But don’t get it twisted: he’ll handle business and do it with a smile. I didn’t know he’d been promoted until we recorded, so, congratulations, Sarge, we are honored that you serve us. But you’re paying for the god damned lunch next time.

He’s basically me, but not Asian. And he smells better. Maybe it’s a form of narcissism to immediately gravitate toward someone who shares the same ideals as you. Then again, it could just be a breath of fresh air to meet someone who does his damn job. Today’s guest was trapped in the Bermuda Triangle – or at least his god damned cell phone tower was – but took time out to talk to us. Do you agree with our assessment? What kind of cop are you?

Remember their names. Nothing easy is ever worth doing. source links: https://pastebin.com/U2iQ6RWr

Ever since I described today’s guest to my wife – Asian, handsome, fit, cowboy – she’s been looking at me weird.  Like when you bought a couch that you really wanted but now looks like shit in your living room and you’re struggling with throwing away. God fearing, guided by his faith, and he calls me, “sir.”  I haven’t been called “sir” since I was at that one massage parlor.  You know what I’m talking about.  Leave your keys on the counter, that’s the sign.  Officer Bob is a city cop who is deliberate on every single call and with every single citizen interaction.  His driving force?  Humanity, humility, and empathy.  You’ll walk away from his episode with a smile on your face and warmth in your heart.  And crotch.

editor's note: we left the fuck-up at 0:00 at the request of the guest. sorry. fat fingers.

Don’t call him autistic. The politically correct term is, “acoustic.” Like a guitar. This guest surprised me. Happy-go-lucky, little bit of a meathead, and he sounds like someone procreated with a relative somewhere along the family tree. But he comes from trauma, makes a difference, and he approaches calls and citizens with a big grin, can-do attitude, and is just learning to put one foot in front of the other every day. His stories will make you laugh but you’ll also be touched by the things he carries with him.